Hmmmsiess. Where to start? There's so many things I could talk about. Like my secret locker break! To enter you have to do the secret knock, which I won't be telling you. Did you really think I would? Oh, wait, you're probably stupid. It's okay. Some have to take things at a slower pace...like SOMEONE.
I also have awesome game skillz. Like, ummm..some XBOX ones. Mostly UNO live, since it's easy and you can't phail at it unless you're like mental. Cool, huh? ^-^ Okay, good enough for now. MERRY SNIFFMAS. :) Except Kyle..don't have a Merry Sniffmas! No! TISKTISK. Listen to me when I'm speakin' to you! :[
Saturday, January 3, 2009
WhAt I hAtE.
I hate a lot of things. Sometimes they might seem weird, but..I don't care! I can hate what I want to hate. DEAL, STUPID.
I am now going to list things I hate. Everyday or so I will add something to the list. Don't know if it'll ever end...
- Peas: They're gross and too round. WHIMPS!
- Cirles: They're the new squares.
- People that don't take showers: Take a step back, please?
- Hard plastic covers: OMGOSH. Am I supposed to bring scissors with me everywhere?
- Badly made movies: I don't see the point in them. Are they going to bring in lots of money? No.
- Lag: The dumbest thing ever! JUST WORK.
- Bugs: SFBSWRWR! They're SO gross.
- Paintings that make no sense: Splash some colors on a painting canvas and become famous? PLEASE. How stupid can you get?
- People that like to use the word "like" way too often: What's your problem?? Was "like" your first word as a baby and you can't stop using it now?
- Country songs that are really redneck-ish: Wow, nice? -claps- You know how to write about trucks and cookouts.
- Blue cheese: ...It's cheese that's blue. Enough said.
- Those weird things that grow on potatoes: They're staring at me!
- Germs: They kinda scare me..omgosh don't go there! There might be GERMS!
- Fillers on shows: Who needs them? NO ONE, that's who. Just get to the good stuff and skip the crud.
- When people lie to my face over and..over: Get it over with, okay? I know that you're lying. Do you see a reason to drag it out? I don't. I'm still going to KILL you in the end. Poor you.
- Super serious people: Calm down and relax. You're not going to combust if you laugh.
- Pennies: Can't use them really, unless..you need like a few cents. Why not use a nickel or a dime? Saves some time..
- Circus clowns: !!! They be freaks. Steer clear.
- Bald kitties: ICKY. Mutantss.
- When people go "what" when they obviously heard you: I KNOW YOU HEARD ME. Why ask "what"? Makes you look quite stupid.
- When someone stares at you for an awfully long time: Do you have anything better to do? Take a picture, it'll last longer!!
- Doing something wrong and having everyone thinking it's the end of the world: Get a grip. IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL!
- Christmas lights: Most of the time they don't work...who likes that? No one does. Having to go and check all the light bulbs..what a waste of time.
- Learning complicated math: Who needs it? Unless you wanna go to some prestegeous college and die of boredom.
- Sweet pickles: Ewwyy. Get 'em away! They're gonna kill me with their sweetnesss!
- Extremely boring books: I know you want to be a good writer and appeciated but you don't have to write long, boring books to do so.
- When someone gives you a present and you have to act grateful, even if you wanna throw it in the trash: Did they even put any thought into it? It's like REALLY hard to pretend to like something. I usually try and it sounds extremely fake.
- Demi Lovato: I don't know. She just seems like a wannabe-became-famous to me. And that's not cool. She just oozes loserness.
- Nail polish that chips easily: Okay, so I see this nail polish that's a nice color and would so go with my outfit! But, it chips like within hours...I'm so freakin' mad! I'MMA HURT SOMEONE!
- Non-shiny objects: Gimme the shininess! NOW. When something shines you just know it's gotta be good.
- When pencils break: WHY?! Now I'm gonna have to borrow someone else's. Or! Get in trouble 'cause I usually only bring one pencil.
I am now going to list things I hate. Everyday or so I will add something to the list. Don't know if it'll ever end...
- Peas: They're gross and too round. WHIMPS!
- Cirles: They're the new squares.
- People that don't take showers: Take a step back, please?
- Hard plastic covers: OMGOSH. Am I supposed to bring scissors with me everywhere?
- Badly made movies: I don't see the point in them. Are they going to bring in lots of money? No.
- Lag: The dumbest thing ever! JUST WORK.
- Bugs: SFBSWRWR! They're SO gross.
- Paintings that make no sense: Splash some colors on a painting canvas and become famous? PLEASE. How stupid can you get?
- People that like to use the word "like" way too often: What's your problem?? Was "like" your first word as a baby and you can't stop using it now?
- Country songs that are really redneck-ish: Wow, nice? -claps- You know how to write about trucks and cookouts.
- Blue cheese: ...It's cheese that's blue. Enough said.
- Those weird things that grow on potatoes: They're staring at me!
- Germs: They kinda scare me..omgosh don't go there! There might be GERMS!
- Fillers on shows: Who needs them? NO ONE, that's who. Just get to the good stuff and skip the crud.
- When people lie to my face over and..over: Get it over with, okay? I know that you're lying. Do you see a reason to drag it out? I don't. I'm still going to KILL you in the end. Poor you.
- Super serious people: Calm down and relax. You're not going to combust if you laugh.
- Pennies: Can't use them really, unless..you need like a few cents. Why not use a nickel or a dime? Saves some time..
- Circus clowns: !!! They be freaks. Steer clear.
- Bald kitties: ICKY. Mutantss.
- When people go "what" when they obviously heard you: I KNOW YOU HEARD ME. Why ask "what"? Makes you look quite stupid.
- When someone stares at you for an awfully long time: Do you have anything better to do? Take a picture, it'll last longer!!
- Doing something wrong and having everyone thinking it's the end of the world: Get a grip. IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL!
- Christmas lights: Most of the time they don't work...who likes that? No one does. Having to go and check all the light bulbs..what a waste of time.
- Learning complicated math: Who needs it? Unless you wanna go to some prestegeous college and die of boredom.
- Sweet pickles: Ewwyy. Get 'em away! They're gonna kill me with their sweetnesss!
- Extremely boring books: I know you want to be a good writer and appeciated but you don't have to write long, boring books to do so.
- When someone gives you a present and you have to act grateful, even if you wanna throw it in the trash: Did they even put any thought into it? It's like REALLY hard to pretend to like something. I usually try and it sounds extremely fake.
- Demi Lovato: I don't know. She just seems like a wannabe-became-famous to me. And that's not cool. She just oozes loserness.
- Nail polish that chips easily: Okay, so I see this nail polish that's a nice color and would so go with my outfit! But, it chips like within hours...I'm so freakin' mad! I'MMA HURT SOMEONE!
- Non-shiny objects: Gimme the shininess! NOW. When something shines you just know it's gotta be good.
- When pencils break: WHY?! Now I'm gonna have to borrow someone else's. Or! Get in trouble 'cause I usually only bring one pencil.
THE UNICORN.
Once upon a time, there was a pretty unicorn. But sadly...she had no friends. She'd wonder around the other unicorns and smile her most prettiful smile. The problem was..she had ewwy teeth! Get a toothbrush, much? Anyways, one day she came up to one of the unicorns and said "hi" . The other unicorn simpley rolled her eyes and trudged away. This saddened her deeply. So deeply, infact, that she decided that she was gonna mess the other unicorns up and see how they liked it. "PUNK ASSED FOOLS," she thought with an evil giggle. "I'm gonna freak on their pretty pony butts!.." -foam at the mouth-
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