Saturday, January 3, 2009

WhAt I hAtE.

I hate a lot of things. Sometimes they might seem weird, but..I don't care! I can hate what I want to hate. DEAL, STUPID.
I am now going to list things I hate. Everyday or so I will add something to the list. Don't know if it'll ever end...

- Peas: They're gross and too round. WHIMPS!
- Cirles: They're the new squares.
- People that don't take showers: Take a step back, please?
- Hard plastic covers: OMGOSH. Am I supposed to bring scissors with me everywhere?
- Badly made movies: I don't see the point in them. Are they going to bring in lots of money? No.
- Lag: The dumbest thing ever! JUST WORK.
- Bugs: SFBSWRWR! They're SO gross.
- Paintings that make no sense: Splash some colors on a painting canvas and become famous? PLEASE. How stupid can you get?
- People that like to use the word "like" way too often: What's your problem?? Was "like" your first word as a baby and you can't stop using it now?
- Country songs that are really redneck-ish: Wow, nice? -claps- You know how to write about trucks and cookouts.
- Blue cheese: ...It's cheese that's blue. Enough said.
- Those weird things that grow on potatoes: They're staring at me!
- Germs: They kinda scare me..omgosh don't go there! There might be GERMS!
- Fillers on shows: Who needs them? NO ONE, that's who. Just get to the good stuff and skip the crud.
- When people lie to my face over and..over: Get it over with, okay? I know that you're lying. Do you see a reason to drag it out? I don't. I'm still going to KILL you in the end. Poor you.
- Super serious people: Calm down and relax. You're not going to combust if you laugh.
- Pennies: Can't use them really, unless..you need like a few cents. Why not use a nickel or a dime? Saves some time..
- Circus clowns: !!! They be freaks. Steer clear.
- Bald kitties: ICKY. Mutantss.
- When people go "what" when they obviously heard you: I KNOW YOU HEARD ME. Why ask "what"? Makes you look quite stupid.
- When someone stares at you for an awfully long time: Do you have anything better to do? Take a picture, it'll last longer!!
- Doing something wrong and having everyone thinking it's the end of the world: Get a grip. IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL!
- Christmas lights: Most of the time they don't work...who likes that? No one does. Having to go and check all the light bulbs..what a waste of time.
- Learning complicated math: Who needs it? Unless you wanna go to some prestegeous college and die of boredom.
- Sweet pickles: Ewwyy. Get 'em away! They're gonna kill me with their sweetnesss!
- Extremely boring books: I know you want to be a good writer and appeciated but you don't have to write long, boring books to do so.
- When someone gives you a present and you have to act grateful, even if you wanna throw it in the trash: Did they even put any thought into it? It's like REALLY hard to pretend to like something. I usually try and it sounds extremely fake.
- Demi Lovato: I don't know. She just seems like a wannabe-became-famous to me. And that's not cool. She just oozes loserness.
- Nail polish that chips easily: Okay, so I see this nail polish that's a nice color and would so go with my outfit! But, it chips like within hours...I'm so freakin' mad! I'MMA HURT SOMEONE!
- Non-shiny objects: Gimme the shininess! NOW. When something shines you just know it's gotta be good.
- When pencils break: WHY?! Now I'm gonna have to borrow someone else's. Or! Get in trouble 'cause I usually only bring one pencil.

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